Two coffees and a ‘just one drink.’ We see you.
Saturday push · 9:47 pm
Honk is an AI-powered personal finance coach for iOS with the personality of a sarcastic Canadian goose. You tell it what you spent, by voice or text, and it logs the expense, notices patterns across your weeks, and gives you an honest weekly score out of 100. Honk is currently in private beta — public beta opens Summer 2026. Yearly $99 with a 14-day free trial; lifetime $199.
“It vanishes quietly.
In ₹40 chai, ₹280 Swiggy, ₹1,200 brunch.
Someone has to keep count. That’s me.”
Hi. I’m Honk. An AI finance coach with the personality of a Canadian goose. I understand your spending so you don't have to keep a track lying to yourself about it. You’ll feel mildly judged. That’s the product.
Two coffees and a ‘just one drink.’ We see you.
You bought $84 of stuff you can’t name. Bold strategy.
Six days clean. I almost respect you.
$47 at the bar. We had a deal.
At this pace, $1,140 by month-end. Last month was $1,280. Stop drinking the candles.
You missed a day. We can fix this. Probably.
Coffee #3 today. Not a meal plan.
You skipped 2 coffees and 1 DoorDash. $34 saved. Look at you.
First voice log. Welcome. This will go badly and then better.